Thursday, July 17, 2008

News From Concord: Don't Stay in the Wyndham

How bad can it get department: Kentucky Division Lieutenant Commander Bazz Childress was briefly arrested Thursday night for the horrible crime of hanging a Battle Flag in his hotel room window. The action was taken at the belligerent behest of the owner of the Wingate Wyndham. Immediately SCV guests of the hotel began cancelling their stays, and all SCV and friends are requested to terminate their stays at the Wingate Wyndham in Concord. Further instructions for proper retaliations against the Wingate Wyndham in Concord are being planned and more instructions will follow.